Friday, May 18, 2007

She's 26. He's 22.
He's a Saint.
She aint.
Okay, okay. That's not fair. Anyway, this is old news, but I wanted to have some fun with it. We all know Reggie Bush is crushing Kim Kardashian of Ray J. sex tape fame and of Nick Cannon fame (Honestly, who wants a woman after Nick Cannon?). Well, Bush and Kim met through Paris Hilton and Bush’s former USC teammate, Matt Leinart. But I just wanted to help my boy navigate through what is surely a "fairly worn" field. Woudn't want my boy to get "smurf-toe," ... or, I mean "turf-toe."

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