Why Bush's Season Sucked

Reggie Bush and galpal Kim Kardashian party on New Year's Eve in Miami.

'Sir Bush' comes correct at BET Awards

Little Big Man was reppin' the N.O. at the BET Awards Tuesday night in L.A. Word is the honeys couldn't get enough of the Black & Gold Nightmare after the show. And you know what? Ya girl, Kim Kardashian wasn't even around to throw salt. What up wit dat?

She's 26. He's 22.
He's a Saint.
She aint.
Okay, okay. That's not fair. Anyway, this is old news, but I wanted to have some fun with it. We all know Reggie Bush is crushing Kim Kardashian of Ray J. sex tape fame and of Nick Cannon fame (Honestly, who wants a woman after Nick Cannon?). Well, Bush and Kim met through Paris Hilton and Bush’s former USC teammate, Matt Leinart. But I just wanted to help my boy navigate through what is surely a "fairly worn" field. Woudn't want my boy to get "smurf-toe," ... or, I mean "turf-toe."